October 2009
0 posts
September 2009
3 posts
Yeah, Im up at Brooklyn, now Im down in Tribeca, right next to DeNiro, but I’ll be hood forever, I’m the new Sinatra, and since I made it here, I can make it anywhere, yeah they love me everywhere, I used to cop in Harlem, all of my dominicanos right there up on Broadway, brought me back to that McDonalds, took it to my stash spot, Five Sixty Stage street, catch me in the kitchen like a...
Chief Nasty
His name is “Master” Chief, or Chief Nasty if you prefer.
We got him from my cousin today for $100.
Full bled Pit Bull Terrier and he’s really well behaved.
Can’t wait til’ he gets big!
August 2009
6 posts
As he cuts into her chest, her heart beats on
She’s just not giving up...
Today
Hallie and I make ten months!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
In twenty years, you will be more disappointed in what you didn’t do than...
– Mark Twain
Got me a hurrcut.
Figured if I’m going to work in accounting, I need to look like an accountant.
I do like it though, it’s a lot easier to maintain, and I get to use fun waxes and crap to make it look nice.
July 2009
14 posts
White Russian Daiquris.
Make me wooooozy.
Damn, I’m such a lightweight.
Adventures in ragequitting.
A ragequitter is someone in an online game who disconnects or turns off the console when they know they are going to lose. They do this to keep their points, score, whatever it is they are playing the game for.
I make it a point to message people who ragequit and let them know how much of a scrub they are. Sometimes the responses I get are pretty damn good.
If you have a PS3, by all means...
Srsly Addicted.
I can’t stop playing Street Fighter IV.
I had given up on the game a few months ago, but when i found out my friend Thanh played it regularly it pushed me to play again. Now we get together every weekend and all play at Smoothie Rox on MLK Blvd in Houma.
I strive to be the best! Seriously, I can whoop most of the people who play but Thanh and I kinda go back and forth… his Chun Li is...
I want a Fennec.
Seriously, look at how awesome they are. A Fennec is a small nocturnal fox found in the north of the Sahara Desert, which has distinctively large ears.
AKA extremely adorable.
They’re legal to keep as pets too, and eat anything from dog food to worms. From what I’ve researched they costs anywhere from one to two grand, but it would be so worth it!
The Girl in the Window.
The family had lived in the rundown rental house for almost three years when someone first saw a child’s face in the window.
A little girl, pale, with dark eyes, lifted a dirty blanket above the broken glass and peered out, one neighbor remembered.
Everyone knew a woman lived in the house with her boyfriend and two adult sons. But they had never seen a child there, had never noticed...
PEL →
Addicting little flash game, best score I can get is 9096.
January 2009
11 posts
My heart
I spent three years of my life in something I thought was love.
It ended in heartbreak and I never thought I would recover, but the moment I met her my life seemed to turn around.
She’s really shown me what love is.
It seems so soon, but when something feels this right you can’t ignore it. Not only do I feel like she is my soulmate, I feel like she’s my angel. I couldn’t...
fuck
Fuck Airplanes.
Fuck Mustard.
Fuck Aliens.
Fuck Speedbumps.
Fuck Highschool.
Fuck TAPOUT.
Fuck Drugs.
Fuck Bitches, Get Money.
It is probably best to not fuck racoons
“Toothy raccoon bit off manhood A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball. “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his...
No dog you can't have those cupcakes
You are a dog for christ sake what are you thinking.